Ex's begging for ass!

[Bedroomeyes]

Occasionally I will hear from an ex- boyfriend and the conversations always end up with them begging for ass!!

What's up with that?!? :confused: Is there a memory lapse of our relationship and why we are no longer together?!? :blah: :fu

I would like for the men to explain this to me.... :rolleyes:

[OhSoPrecious]

BE. . . girl, get out of my house~!! :blah: :D I had three niggas call me this weekend. . . (you must have heard the phone ringing off the hook - LOL) beggin for the same thing~!! :rolleyes: They were all Ex's~!!!!!! :hammer Damn~!!!!!!!

I am really pissed with one of them. . . this nigga was married. . . now separated and calling me~!! :fu :upretty

[Melotic]

Niggas... Want their cake, too... If he thinks you have a weak~ness for the way he slings it and thinks/knows you aint with any~one, he going to try to get some... Men, in general wants to think/feel that he is control of the past, present and future, meaning he wants to believe he is the best thing that ever happen to that particular ex~girlfriend... To see if you still want him... Men know there are a~lot of lonely women out there,and men out number women on a national average of 4 to 1... Most men believe there are 4 women available to him, as he needs them...

[OhSoPrecious]

Mel, why those women got to be lonely~??? :confused: That is not the case~!!! :blah: :hammer :p

[Melotic]

I don't think that.... There are alot women that are lonely, and fill that void with those type of men... That's why men are doing it...

Originally posted by OhSoPrecious+
Mel, why those women got to be lonely~??? :confused: That is not the case~!!! :blah: :hammer :p

I went to a club in Dallas last nite, and could took several sista home with me... :upto: I thought about it, but I don't really roll up on just any~thing... They were fine, but...

[nubianx2]

This thread is just too funny, cause my phone's been ringin off the hook with folk in serious beggin mode. Must be the season.

[mack_black]

fall and spring are the beggin seasons.......

[seductive_tee]

Girl if you ain't spoke the truth...and that includes baby daddies....i told him that i ain't fucked you since the day i got pregnant, what makes u think i'm gonna give u some.....i just laugh at him. Other one, he ain't speaking to me but when he does he'll be asking too.

And not only begging but asking when we gonna get married...

In the end, i ask them do they miss me or the sex?

Besides BE, it's getting cold...you know it's time for them to hibernate for the winter.

[que90nek]

its snow bunny season!
you always want a bunch of snow bunnies that you can hibernate with...

you neva know when the next snowstorm is coming...

[mack_black]

what I wanna ask is what happens when the shoe is on the other foot......

sistas make bootie calls too......

[seductive_tee]

Originally posted by mack_black+
what I wanna ask is what happens when the shoe is on the other foot......
sistas make bootie calls too......

Not too many sista's make a booty call with an EX, especially if it's an EX in which they ended it with.

[HulaSista]

And if I may add, Miss Tee, the girl who is out there making booty calls got new booties to call on that she saved up for a rainy day durin the time she couldn't get to 'em...booty that ain't been touched by her and is ripe and ready any time! lol

and you know what Miss TBH always said: "ain't nothin like NEW DICK" ! lmao....

whoa lord...:beer

but i wouldn't know nothin about that.

[seductive_tee]

Ya know..always a few that been dying to but u was saying no....

[Tastey]

What a funny thread. LOL :D

I mean..."no comment". ;)

[SeaDuceme2]

ROTFLMMFAO....

Yall know some men think SEX is the cure-all end-all for erythang!

[mack_black]

Originally posted by HulaSista+
.......and you know what Miss TBH always said: "ain't nothin like NEW DICK" ! lmao....

whoa lord...:beer

but i wouldn't know nothin about that.

yeah right.......

you're a prime suspect honey :D

[Brightness]

LOL, I think this is especially true in the fall if you live in the colder climates.

I can remember being recently broken up and back into the dating arena after 4 or so years. . .I thought I was the shiznit getting all this play until one of my male friends broke it down for me. . .burst my bubble like a mofo, I threw all the numbers away ('cept for one. . .tee hee hee hee)


Originally posted by mack_black+
fall and spring are the beggin seasons.......

[ThickBodyHottie]

Originally posted by seductive_tee+

Not too many sista's make a booty call with an EX, especially if it's an EX in which they ended it with.

like hell they don't...it's always for sex, they just be foolin' THEMSELVES into thinkin' they too pure for str8 fuckin'...

[djackso]

A closed mouth never gets fed. I might catch you horny & weak then get in where i fit in.

[SoftNwet]

Originally posted by mack_black+
fall and spring are the beggin seasons.......


That's right, they need some one to get their snuggle on with during the cold winter months. But as soon as the sun starts shining they trying to give you the boot!!!

[SoftNwet]

Originally posted by HulaSista+
And if I may add, Miss Tee, the girl who is out there making booty calls got new booties to call on that she saved up for a rainy day durin the time she couldn't get to 'em...booty that ain't been touched by her and is ripe and ready any time! lol

and you know what Miss TBH always said: "ain't nothin like NEW DICK" ! lmao....



Preach sister preach!!!!!
I may need to check my books and see who up next on the list!!! LMBAO

[HulaSista]

Originally posted by softNwet+


Preach sister preach!!!!!
I may need to check my books and see who up next on the list!!! LMBAO


LMBAO!

Let us know who ya find! lol :beer

[OhSoPrecious]

You know. . there must be some truth to this snow bunny season theory. . . cause I'm still getting phone calls. .. and it's only getting colder~!! :rolleyes:

[Bedroomeyes]

I rec'd another call yesterday morning.. From the one I had the "episode" with in Michigan.. :beating :banit :blast

He called around 9:30 in the morning when I was in my "quiet time" and catching up with my reading..

He said he woke up thinking of me and wanted to see how I was doing.. :rolleyes: He then went on to tell me he's actually thinking of transfering back to Baltimore.. And how would I feel about it? :confused: I told him that has nothing to do with me and to do what he wants! :blah: He then went on to tell me how he missed my cooking.. Especially my breakfast burritos.. I asked him if he wanted the recipe.. He said no cause it wouldn't taste the same... :rolleyes:

WTF!! It really must be something in the air... :upto: :fu

[nubianx2]

Got a call last nite from an old old ex saying that he was in the area (at 11:30PM) and wanted to know if he could stop by for about an hour. I just want to know why'd you bother to call again if the last time you called I told you HELL NAW!!!!:hammer

[Admin]

Originally posted by softNwet+

That's right, they need some one to get their snuggle on with during the cold winter months. But as soon as the sun starts shining they trying to give you the boot!!!

RIGHT! EXACTLY!!

It's been my experience that when it gets cold outside! All the Ex's and the Next's come out!!:D

During the winter Holiday motnhs, the single women (rather they wanna admit it or not) are extra:

Lonley
Horny
Understanding (put up with more bullshyt)

Now, why is this? Well, it's the Holidays. What woman wants to sit at home alone with no man to warm her/snuggle with by the fire place and sip eggnog and brandy, exchange gifts, take to the company/office Xmas party or over the the family dinners???

Not many! The Time wrote a song about it: "Gigolo's get lonley to".:D

So, when niggas be calling the celly and ringing the crib on the late night prowl, check to see what season it is...bet cha its near the wintyer time..:D


Holla

[Bedroomeyes]

That's true for us females...

But I thought men hated the holiday season cause that meant they had to buy extra gifts and had to split up their time between all the women they are seeing and this is when they're usually MIA??

[seductive_tee]

Originally posted by nubianx2+
Got a call last nite from an old old ex saying that he was in the area (at 11:30PM) and wanted to know if he could stop by for about an hour. I just want to know why'd you bother to call again if the last time you called I told you HELL NAW!!!!:hammer

Nubian, i feel ya....had this friend email me and ask me to come by his house after hang time...i'm like, ain't you dating a friend of mine...then he come back with this shit, she my friend just like you my friend..told him, this friend don't fuck who her friends fuck and the answer is NO i ain't coming over.

Then i log on today and damn if he ain't say how about Wednesday. WTF.....and my response...a simple NO.