Oldie but goodie

[SouthCaliDiva]

25 GOOD REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN

1. Hangovers go away.
2. Beer is never late.
3. Beer is always wet.
4. Beer stains wash out.
5. Beer never has a headache.
6. A frigid beer is a good beer.
7. A beer always goes down easy.
8. Beer doesn’t demand equality.
9. You can have a beer in public.
10. A beer doesn’t care when you come.
11. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
12. You don’t have to wine and dine beer.
13. Beer labels come off without a fight.
14. You can share a beer with your friends.
15. When your beer goes flat you toss it out.
16. If you change beers you don’t have to pay alimony.
17. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
18. If you pour a beer right you’ll always get good head.
19. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
20. You always are sure you’re the first one to pop a beer.
21. After you’ve had a beer the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
22. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
23. A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer.
24. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
25. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball.