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SeaDuceme2
10-22-2001, 06:15 PM
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in
bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of
fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back
door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put
his penis in a vice.

She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the
shed on fire.


You do whatever you have to". :upretty

Bedroomeyes
10-24-2001, 04:36 PM
Now that was funny!!:D