OhSoPrecious
10-20-2001, 01:25 PM
> Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are.
> The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an
> Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth
> was a Government Worker.
>
> To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square,
> do your stuff." T-square pranced over to a desk, took
> out some paper and a pen promptly drew a square, a
> triangle, and a circle. Everyone agreed that was pretty
> smart.
>
> But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He
> called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
> Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned
> with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four
> equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed
> that was good.
>
> But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He
> called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
> Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took
> out a quart of milk, got a ten ounce glass from the
> cupboard and poured exactly eight ounces without
> spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.
>
> Then the three men turned to the Government
> Worker and said, "What can your cat do?"
>
> The Government Worker called to his cat and said,
> "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped
> to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, peed on
> the paper, sexually assaulted the other three cats,
> claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a
> grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put
> in for Workers Compensation and went home for
> the rest of the day on sick leave.
> The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an
> Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth
> was a Government Worker.
>
> To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square,
> do your stuff." T-square pranced over to a desk, took
> out some paper and a pen promptly drew a square, a
> triangle, and a circle. Everyone agreed that was pretty
> smart.
>
> But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He
> called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
> Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned
> with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four
> equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed
> that was good.
>
> But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He
> called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
> Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took
> out a quart of milk, got a ten ounce glass from the
> cupboard and poured exactly eight ounces without
> spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.
>
> Then the three men turned to the Government
> Worker and said, "What can your cat do?"
>
> The Government Worker called to his cat and said,
> "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped
> to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, peed on
> the paper, sexually assaulted the other three cats,
> claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a
> grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put
> in for Workers Compensation and went home for
> the rest of the day on sick leave.