Andre98
10-15-2001, 12:29 AM
Two hikers come around a bend on a montain path and spot a bear several yards away. The bear spots them at the same time and starts to growl and slowly come their way. The 1st hiker says, "The important thing is to stay perfectly still." The 2nd hiker says "F** that... I know what's important..." and starts doing knee bends and stretches.
1st hiker: "What are you doing? You can never out run a bear!"
2nd hiker: I don't have to out run the bear, I just have to out run You !"
1st hiker: "What are you doing? You can never out run a bear!"
2nd hiker: I don't have to out run the bear, I just have to out run You !"