Master Cleanse

[dulce]

I fell waaaay off the health wagon these last few weeks and just feel outta wack. So this weekend I'm doing a two-day fast/cleanse.

Was wondering if anyone else has ever done the Master Cleanse (hot water, lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne). If you did this or something similar, how did it effect you?

[Tastey]

*In my best Momma Klump voice*

I'm thinking about going down and having my colon cleansed.


















LOLOLOL
Sorry Dulce, I couldn't resist. lol :p

[dulce]

you'se a nut! CTFU!

[Admin]

How do you take it?

Drink it or as an Enema??

Holla

[dulce]

drink it, man! I am NOT putting no cayenne up MY booty crack!

[zuriyahe]

Janet Jackson did a coffee enema...

A little bit of cayenne up the butt might do a world of good!

[zuriyahe]

Originally posted by zuriyahe
Janet Jackson did a coffee enema...

A little bit of cayenne up the butt might do a world of good!

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[Andre98]

When you go Hollywood, you lose your freakin' mind!






Tell 'em Pops! :

[mystkev]

I have yet to try it, but it has been considered.

Several people on other message boards have tried the Master Cleanse w/favorable results. Most lost weight, and felt a lot better afterwards. It's like a way to get you jump started.

I just lack the kind of discipline for something like that.

I believe some said that the lemonade tasted okay, but then they are the same people that thought Twinlab Liquid Amino Acids were good also :beating

[dulce]

it's not the greatest taste, myst, but it's not awful. did a little more research an they recommend that you also do some kinda of fiber (dieters tea maybe) with it to help keep things regular. U only did it for 2 days just because I was feeling sluggish and felt like my system need a break. I do feel better. But you need to be home cuz you and the bathroom become best friends. It's like drinking 3x the amount of water you usually drink.

It was cool. I'll probably do this once every couple of months.

[Babygirl]

Can someone please share the recipe for this? Break it down Barney style or provide a link wher I can get it please.

[dulce]

12 oz water (hot or room temp)
2 tbsp lemon juice - about 1/2 a lemon
2 tbsp maple syrup
1/10 tsp cayenne

You're supposed to drink 6+ glasses of this per day. And don't store it in a plastic pitcher, use glass. I didn;t have one handy so I just make it as I need it.


Master Cleanse ebook (http://www.supernatural.com/Wavelengths/Ebooks/TheMasterCleanse.pdf)

[swtjamaica]

...does it make you piss or shit? sorry about the crudeness...:blah:

[dulce]

That ain't crude - that's real!

You will pee like crazy even a few days after you stop. That's why I suggest doing this on the weekend. You needs to be close to home...and the terlet...;)

[swtjamaica]

Originally posted by dulce
That ain't crude - that's real!

You will pee like crazy even a few days after you stop. That's why I suggest doing this on the weekend. You needs to be close to home...and the terlet...;)


...you didn't say terlet!!! rotf!!! :D

[Tastey]

How long do you drink this? How many days, weeks, or whatever?

[dulce]

Originally posted by swtjamaica



...you didn't say terlet!!! rotf!!! :D

and I ain't playin':D

Tastey, I usually do it for 2 days but I think you can do it for up to 40 days...(I'd have to re-read the e-book). I've know folks to do it for a week...Personally, I don't think I can go that long without chewing something!

[Tastey]

Naw, I have to eat. Maybe I'll think about trying it for 2 days.

[Joi :)]

yall got me fallin da fuck out!

terlet
booty crack
colon cleasne

:D :D :cry: :cry: :D :D

damn!

[dulce]

soooo, did anybody try this? if you did, how did/do you feel?

[mystkev]

I decided against the Master Cleanse for right now. Right now I am detoxifying w/Methylsulfonylmethane (MSM). The MSM comes out the other end though :( and through your skin, it really expels those toxins.

Maybe, I'll try the Master Cleanse after I run out of MSM

[MsMeelah]

Oh yeah, I have done it right before a fast. You do go to the bathroom alot but thats part of cleansing. You will also sweat more than usual so be sure to use the good deodorant. I have also done the Renew Life's 7 day cleansing system.

[Brightness]

I've never done this, it sounds similar to something that Dick Gregory has spoke on, I attended a seminar with him and another doctor from California a couple weeks back.

From what I read so far, it seems to follow the same general principles or procedures that I mentioned about before regarding "detoxification".

Dulce, can you please share some of the positive effects or changes that you felt or noticed after completing this?

I've had people ask me about detoxification, etc. and most people get fixated on thinking they will feel debilitating "hunger pangs" and not be able to function normally when nothing could be further from the truth. Too often, people tend to think of images of Gandhi or something like that.

[dulce]

the best part of doing this cleanse is that my skin cleared up and I had more energy. I did feel a bit smaller but that may have been because of all the excess water you get rid off and the other gunk.

I wasn't really hungry but just so used to chewing something that I thought about food a lot the first 1/2 of the first day. But the rest of the time was pretty easy.

I'll probably do it again this week because I have an addiction to harvest corn and candy corn...and since this is the season, you know I got my grub on...I'm so fulla sugar right now, it's nuts!